And, while I can't quite bring myself to use the native language, here's what I've learned so far:
Need a soda? (And to get through the day I do!!) Well, you can't get one here. You can, however, get a "pop."
Washing hands and dishes and laundry is no more! Here in Wichita you "warsh!"
You know that thing with two handles that you use to carry things out of a grocery store? It's not grocery bag...it's a "sack."
And, my favorite, people do not eat dinner here in Wichita. They eat "supper" and they eat it REALLY early! Like 5 or 5:30 early. That's more like a second lunch to me!